11 14 09 Llam and Roy's blog


10 27 09 You watched WHAT?

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LLAM:  Well, I suppose that it looks nice.  You really should not go to such trouble, you know.  I'm really just a ball of light.  So are you and everyone else, for that matter.

ROY:  Look here though, Llam, some of us think that you're a pretty special ball of light.  Your guidance and wisdom here and abroad has helped so many people......and entities.

LLAM:  But that's what I do, when I do it.  Look at how much I've had to learn since I first became associated with you.......rather crazed entities here at Outlands Home.  And how much I've had to unlearn.  I never gave a thought to how a mortal person views their life, I thought that everyone was sort of distracted from the eternal view of things but that they knew it, you know, could readily turn and say "WTF was I thinking?"  I really did not know that so many people take their mortal lives as the only chance they'll ever have at getting things right.  What an awful thing to believe!

ROY:  Was Iehanne's description of life in her time any help?

LLAM:  Help?  My word, it was a terrible revelation!  That almost everyone believed that they were going to Hell when they died, no matter what they believed.  I cannot now blame poor Sara Jane for going on her little 550-year rampage, even though it cost her so dearly.  And things are not much better these days by what I've seen.  Almost everyone thinks that they are failures, inferior, doomed, damned, mentally ill.......why have a Church send you to Hell when you can live in it right here on Earth, while still mortal?   When we first met [2004] I was aware of television and the other media, but that you never watched it did not mean much to me for quite a while - until I watched some my own self.

ROY:  You've watched TV?

LLAM:  Yes.

ROY:  (smiling)  What did you watch?

LLAM:  Oh dear.  Well.  American Idol.  Jon Stewart.  Fox News and CCN.  Some other rubbish.  Oh yes, South Park.

ROY:  You watched South Park?

LLAM:  Yes!  I liked the big fellow, Eric Cartman.

ROY:  WHY?

LLAM:  He reminds me of you!

ROY:  (incoherent noise) wha-wha-WHAT?

LLAM:  Gotcha!  (laughs uproariously)

ROY: .......

LLAM:  Your mouth is open.

ROY:  ......

LLAM:  That's better.


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